One of our future upcoming performers on ABDC (America's Best Dance Crew).W

This little darling got the moves, I want a child like that !

And people ask me why am I so obsessed with the man that is John Mayer.
psst.




He's so cool ! lol

At the young vital age of 19 I can hardly get a qualified penis (to whom I refer to as men ) to glance in my direction. Sure, I take into consideration why this could be and why has humanity failed me so, but of course, to no avail. In my defense, God enjoys my lonely humor.

Anywhose, this victorian maiden who goes by the name of Wook Kondour, is 107 years of age and on the prowl for a young and vivacious whipper snapper to come and do her bidding. Her husband of the moment, who is by the way Husband number 22 is a drug addict and currently in rehabilitation. Seemingly his drug addiction has left him with the perception of antiquity as beauty and has obliged to their breath taking romance.

Now most woman would be fearful of a husband with a drug addiction, she however is more concerned with being alone. She so desperately fears that after his time of recollection he'll no longer be jolted by that of crack or heroine and will see her for what she is and . . .skedaddle. Her lonliness has become overwhelming and as a precaution she is for lack of a better crazy " giving it up all crazy" to the next willing and able man. Uh. Any takers!?

Now i'll de damned. NEED I PUT IN BIG LETTERS ON A BILLBOARD "19 VITAL Woman In Waiting?" I mean old dirt bags that ovulate dust bunnies and sweats debris get more play than I do. That was pretty inconsiderate but this has alerted me of how much of a crisis i'm actually in.

SMH.

Soo much has transpired i honestly don't know where to start. But since I ended it with bloodsuckers why not jump back into the story of these cold blooded specimens?!

From previous postings im sure its pretty bloody obvious that I am a TwiHard. An incessant obsessor of that of the " Twilight ". I'm not embarrassed or ashamed of my love for an object or inanimate characters.I am actually positively grateful for it has changed my life! But enough of the sappy love story between me and my books here is the extended trailer that is to die for !!!!

Oh my Buddha!!! the anticipation is killing me, CAN YOU BELIEVE THE TICKETS HAVE ALREADY GONE ON SALE!? I want to go opening night but my friends find me insane for wanting to buy the tickets 2 mnths in advance. BUT I'LL GO. By my dam self at 12 am in these DC streets if need be. By God I will !



Kudos to Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner!
Dakota Fanning totally kick ass as a Vampire! && the boy from 6th sense where the hell you been!?

yo ! So i definitely been down and out for a a couple of minutos but I have returned with fire in my loins ! =]

haha.

The Sequel to Twilight. The most anticipated movie of 2009...well..other than Harry Potter.





You cant tell me, this don't look poppin!
There's an obvious difference between both films; the quality for one. Everything else is pretty much the same other than the difference in the plot. [which might I add, is poppin!]

Out in theaters Nov. 20th 2009!
yay! I'm too excited!

"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb"
"What a stupid lamb"
"What a sick..masochistic..lion..."
- Twilight (Film)

It's crazy how inanimate objects can become so dear to you. Or maybe it's the thoughts. But since amnesia is the only allowable force to remove my thoughts which would render me helpless. I feel the removal of the books would also render me saddened as well. So yes, I am attached to the books where the thoughts lie. lol Crazy maybe? Good thing copies are always available. lol But honestly who has money for that!? I am definitely NOT recession free. but anyways..

The Twilight Saga, which I now refer to as "my babies" has permanently scarred my brain with no resistance. I have fallen so deeply in love with the characters, you would think they existed rather than inanimate, intangible thoughts of a talented author; of myself.

My deepest condolences to those who refuse to read due to the appearance of vampires, for there is so much more! Her (Stephanie Meyer) words live in my thoughts as a reminder of it's ability to intercept your thoughts and emotions, to change your world. It was a great -magnificent- well words can't explain.

Through words you are carried into another world, a reality different than your own, different than most. A well appreciated escape if you ask me. One you wouldn't mind running towards on a good day.

I am a hopeless romantic myself. Which is probably why this love story has a hold on me as it does. But for all those out there like me, give it a try and for those who aren't, you never know you may leave with a different outlook.

Kudos. Standing Ovation. 5 stars. 2 thumbs up. To Stephanie Meyer, you've scarred me for life.
Thank you. =]